Political Watch: January Issue #2 01/30/2010
January 14th - What's in a name? It seems that not only can the government look through your clothes and read your mind, but now they can hold you because of your name! "At some point, Michael Hicks made the Department of Homeland Security suspicious." And so when someone else with the same name tried to pass through security, they jumped on him, patted him down...even though he was 2 years old. Mikey is now 8 and this has happened to him the entire time. So listen up terrorists - fill your shorts with bombs and you'll breeze right through security. But have the wrong name, and expect trouble! CommentsLeave a Reply |
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